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🧰 FASCIA MASSage

💫 MASSfascial® relEASE  

🌀 Surripulation® MASSage  

🛠️ Smash & Drag® selfCARE  

💎 Fascia Rescue® beneFITS

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Manual Lymphatic Drainage (MLD), Craniosacral & Reiki With Charmaine

  • 6000+

    HAPPY CLIENTS

  • 17+

    TRAILBLAZING YEARS

  • 6300+

    TEACHING HOURS

  • 451+

    GOOGLE REVIEWS

Why Choose Us?

🏆 PROSPER

💪 STRONGER

LONGER

🌿 NO DISEASE

🔥 EST. 2007

  • GET SURRIPULATION® Chelios Massage Method

    Surripulation® (surrender & manipulation) massage is our Massfascial® release holistic approach that frees “knot-bonded-fascia” strangulation inside. WHOLE body RELEASE can BRIDGE your ZING.

  • DIY SMASH & DRAG® Chelios floor Method

    SMASH & DRAG® self-care is our proprietary at-home floor-based Massfascial® release holistic application for the vital Fascia Rescue® gains of Surripulation® massage. REGULAR RELEASE is a FREEDOM SWING.

  • GET CM℠ CERTIFIED! MASSage & Floor

    Become a Certified LMT Surripulater® or Chelios Floor Method Instructor. Turn brief relief into permanent ease. Access pain freedom whenever you please. Make MASS RELEASE your own FEEL GREAT REGIME.

💡“MASSFascial® RelEASE:: Be YOU, Pain FREE.” 🌿 Penny Chelios, Mass Release Creator℠, BA, LCMT

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✍️ Penny Chelios, BA, LCMT, Global MASS Health Pioneer

🌍 EVERY MASSPAIN FREE!

penny’s pain Freedom—No Matter What

Testimonials

Chris Chelios 28 Years Pro Hockey Career…

“After a 28 year pro career, I suffered with bouts of chronic pain. During retirement, life-changing Surripulation® methods allow me to live chronic pain-FREE”

-Chris Chelios, Hall of Fame NHL defenseman

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We Accept HSA, Credit Cards & Cash

🚀 ONE MASSAGE

PROVES EASE

60-min $135

90-min $175

$115 / $155 (1st)  

📦 ONE PACKAGE

RENEWS EASE

60-m 4Pk $500

90-m 4Pk $650

🏆 FLOOR CLASS

KEEPS EASE

👤 Private $60

📹 Video $49.99

Client Stories: Real Experiences, Real Results

FAQS

  • Massfascial® release delivers space, elasticity and pain freedom by way of removing bonded bad buildup (BBB) in deep living body mass. Pain freedom this way—rapid and lasting—is easily and leisurely replicable—at home—for free. CONSISTENCY IS KEY.

    Massfascial® release provides daily resolve and prevention of mass DISease and disease. NOTHING ELSE DELIVERS THIS DEED..

    Massfascial® release is slow vast suction-friction-drag to regenerate and repair your whole mass. Others SOOTHE, SLIDE, STRETCH, & DIG (RELIEVE) your CHIEF SYMPTOM PIECE.

  • BONDED BAD BUILDUP (BBB) is constant physical accumulation that binds, bonds and blocks all your deep inner flow. GREAT NEWS! IT IS EASY COUNTER-CONTROLLABLE BY YOU.

    MASS BBB is DEEP BODY EVERYTHING. GOOD: nutrients, water, oxygen, blood, etc. BAD: toxins, dust, pollution, pollens, bacteria, chemicals, etc. NEUTRAL: fibers, vessels, organs, bones, joints, muscles, body functions, etc. AND MORE.

    BBB SYMPTOMS are both SILENT & LOUD. MASS BBB removal is a BASIC VITAL NEED. YOU DAILY BRUSH & FLOSS—ALL YOUR OWN GUMS & TEETH—FOR NO DISEASE.

    MASS BBB RELEASE “root-rescue-defeats” chronic DISease. But nowhere yet mass advised—THE DIY DUTY IS ON YOU.

  • NO. They can’t. ALL ACHY PAIN IS PROOF.

    All popular tactics maintain pain for trivial brief relief lifelong—or PAIN FREE WOULD ALREADY BE OUR SKYROCKETING TYPICAL NORM!

    Stiff, tight, sore, numb, tingly, fatigue, etc. all PROVE you are whole MASS BBB STUCK. FREED LIVING MASS NEVER FEELS THESE.

    PAIN FREE is SUPER RARE and UNBELIEVED. FASCIA MASS RELEASE is a CHELIOS METHOD ONLY THERAPY.

  • Surripulation® (Së rip’ ū lā’ shën) is surrender and manipulation massage, aka. "grip-drag-resistance purge of allfascial mass BBB”.

    ALL living MASS FORM dries-out, binds, and bonds deep. All people NEED regular manual mass release. Your fascial mass (body/mouth) membranes NEED to be CLEANED. IT’S DIY HYGIENE→TO END CHRONIC DISEASE.

    Today’s LIFE with DISease Norms are DUE to NO MASS RELEASE. Our National & Global Chronic Epidemic Statistics are REAL. MASSage is for ALL PEOPLE who DESIRE NO DISEASE.

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