SMASH & DRAGSM self-care is our metaphoric whole body mass release likeness to daily whole mouth “brush-floss-spit”. It is not mere process or literal instruction about what to do. It describes our unique brand of self-care wellness services that are inspired by aspects of our proprietary table method and falls under our SMASH & DRAGSM brand umbrella that we encourage others to come learn. Facilitated hygienic prevention by way of “regular mouth and body mass manual release” is our greatest known regime to end chronic pain and disease.
SMASH & DRAGSM self-care is our complex-basic-direct body “mass suction-friction release” approach. Fascia Rescue® benefits are our proprietary “mass space, lubrication, and elasticity” result. Proven fascial elasticity is our singular natural-means mission to advance mobility ease and lasting well-being.
Our SMASH & DRAGSM Self-Care Class Services include:
- $60 per 60-minute One-to-One Floor Method Training Classes
- $20 (2+), $15 (4+), & $10 (6+) Group Floor Method Training Classes
- $79 (3 CEUs) $125 (6 CEUs) practitioner Continuing Education Classes (NCBTMB Approved)
- Instructor Certification Classes (No Licensure Required)
- Keynote Speaker Presenter & Charitable Events Service
Additional Information:
- CC/HSA/Flex/Venmo/Zelle & Cash Pay
- Safe, Effective, Essential, & Hurts So Good Enjoyable
- Google 5-Stars Rapid Results & Satisfied Clientele rave “This unique floor method really works!”
- Recommended: 2-10 or 20 minutes daily on your floor
Accurate mass administration directly reminds your mass to collectively:
- Ignite its own built-in “Fascial Elasticity, Suction Release, & Porous Excretion systems”
- Whittle-shave its own bonded bad buildup OFF OF its own “structural surface bones”
- Purge its own newly freed toxic waste at will directly OUT OF its own “exit-spout pores”
- Transfer heat and maximize vasodilation for its own resilient whole mass “transport flow”
- Jet-disperse its own mass body fluids for “supple-spongy permeable efficiency”
- Unbind and lubricate-elasticize its own mass bonded fibrous twisted-tangled “fascial knots”
- Reestablish its own (longtime toddler ages lost) instinctual “let-go memory skill-set”
- Accelerate its own natural ability to post-healing-scar-tissue “recover, regenerate, and repair”
- Reduce-resolve-prevent its own ever-festering “chronic DIS-ease symptoms and conditions”
- Attain-regain-sustain its own proven legacy “100+ years homeostasis equilibrium strength”
- Revive its own self-regulating biodynamic resilience to enjoy “Best Daily Well-Being”
Contraindications: All acute stages of injury/surgery, 1st trimester pregnancy, sunburn, open wounds, bruises, clinically-diagnosed disease, esp. that forbids massage of ANY kind, i.e. Bone CA, ALS, MSA, etc. All active body’s love a natural no-risk quick-fix Best 1st Line of Defense mass release massage.
Disclaimer: Does NOT treat acute injury, recent surgery, morbid obesity, congenital deformity, vascular disease, or clinically-diagnosed medical afflictions contraindicated by massage of any kind. Likely won’t work well if even one “use, rest, fuel, H2O, and rescue” required daily need is mass deprived. CONSULT YOUR PRIMARY PHYSICIAN if you have any questionable concerns, doubts, or fears.
