Surripulation® leisure floor maneuvers naturally deliver mass fascial elasticity to maximize “comfortable, adaptable, and compatible equilibrium“for happy homeostasis habitat health.

The Chelios Floor Method combined with an occasional Chelios Table Massage session equates to lifelong hygienic release for prevention, just like daily dentistry.  Nothing else does the same.

To Surripulate® is to “SMASH & DRAG™” your WHOLE body MASS, a.k.a. drape it, drop it, drag it.

When you Surripulate® you expertly employ your own “floor, body weight, bones, & lazy limp leverage” to MASS–age RELEASE ALL of YOU.  Your aim is your MASS as a singular unitary “whole” at all times. While YOU Surripulate®, your MASS is simultaneously SELF receiving all of the following GAINS:

• Igniting its own built-in structural Suction Release and Porous Excretion Systems
• Shaving down its own bonded bad buildup, i.e. calcification deposits, lactic acids, plaque, tartar, etc. down to the deepest “crevices” of all of its own “structural surface bones“
• Purging its own trapped waste directly out of your body-wide pores, at will safely right now
• Unbinding & Elasticizing its own dried-out twisted tangled mass fascial fibers, i.e. “knots”
• Jet–dispersing its own mass body fluids, i.e. oxygen/nutrient-rich blood, stem cells, collagen, synovial, H2O, etc. with its own “permeable spongy mass ease“
• Transferring its own mass suction friction heat to optimize its own open transport flow
• Accelerating its own built-in ability to give YOU fast recovery, healing, regeneration, & repair
• Reducing and resolving its own chronic symptoms
• Reviving its own innate self-regulating biodynamic resilience 

Disclaimer:  Does NOT treat acute injury, recent surgery, morbid obesity, congenital deformity, clinically-diagnosed disease or medical afflictions that are “contraindicated” by massage of ANY kind; and also requires that YOU SUFFICIENTLY MEET ALL other “DAILY use, rest, fuel, H2O replenishment NEEDS”.