🚀 FASCIA Rel-EASE → BodyMASS Pain→FREE
⭐ MASS Deep EASE
⚡️ 1st $20 OFF | 🎟️ 20FREE
🧰 Includes:
💫 MASSFascia® Rel-EASE
🌀 Surripulation® MASSage
🛠️ Smash & Drag® selfCARE
💎 Fascia Rescue® beneFITS
Manual Lymphatic Drainage (MLD) & Reiki With Charmaine
5/5: Google Reviews
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6000+
HAPPY CLIENTS
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17+
TRAILBLAZING YEARS
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6300+
TEACHING HOURS
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We Accept HSA, Credit Cards & Cash
🚀 ONE SESSION
PROVES IT
60-Min $135
90-Min $175
$115 / $155 (1st)
📦 ONE PACKAGE
RENEWS IT
60-M 4-Pack $500
90-M 4-Pack $650
🏆 ONE CLASS
KEEPS IT
👤 Private $60
📹 Video $49.99
🚀 E—LAST—ICITY
✅ ADAPTABLE
✅ RE-USABLE
✅ BUILT-IN
✅ NATURALLY FREE
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GET SURRIPULATION® Chelios Massage Method
SURRIPULATION® (surrender & manipulation) holistically frees knot-bonded-fascia mass — to ensure greater flow. WHOLE body RELEASE BRIDGES TOTAL WELL-BEING, just like you do DAILY with “SELF” ORAL HYGIENE.
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DIY SMASH & DRAG® Chelios floor Method
SMASH & DRAG® self-care is our proprietary at-home floor-based Massfascial® release application. Gain the VITAL Fascia Rescue® benefits of Surripulation® massage to thrive NON-STOP DAY & NIGHT PAIN FREE.
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GET CM℠ CERTIFIED! LMTs & Wellness Pros
Become a Certified LMT Surripulater® or Chelios Floor Method Instructor. Make mass release your own feel great regime. Access PAIN FREEDOM whenever you please. TURN BRIEF RELIEF INTO PERMANENT EASE.
🔥FASCIA MASS Rel-EASE
💎It’s Our Singular STRIDE.
⚡Pain FREE Is Inner Glide.
💡You Own The KEY INSIDE.
⚡Chelios Method℠
Body MASS Pain→FREE!
💥 Stiff, Tight, Sore, Weak? 🔑 Clearly, a Missing Need.
👉 BONDED MASS = FIGHT 🚫 Constant PAIN = PLIGHT 🛠️ MASS Rel-EASE = FLIGHT
🎯 MASS Surripulate®—SEE 💪 EXPERIENCE→FREE!
✍️ Penny Chelios, BA, LCMT, Global MASS Health Pioneer℠, Est. 2007
penny’s pain FREEDOM—No Matter What
Testimonials
Chris Chelios 28 Years Pro Hockey Career…
“After a 28 year pro career, I suffered with bouts of chronic pain. During retirement, life-changing Surripulation® methods allow me to live chronic pain-FREE”
-Chris Chelios, Hall of Fame NHL defenseman
Client Stories: Real Experiences, Real Results
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Anju A.
Penny’s dry technique trumps any sports massage that I’ve had to date, and I’ve been a frequent experimenter with different massage styles and massage therapists for over ten years. While her work is ‘deep-tissue’, it’s truly much more of a muscle re-orientation. Expect to feel therapeutically more in-tune. Go to Penny if you need intense relief and/or regularly want your body to be kept in proper working order. You will feel like a younger, fitter *you* when you walk out of the door.
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Matthew C. C.
I have had massages from numerous excellent professionals over the years, and Penny Chelios’s massage technique is by far the most therapeutic, long-lasting, and relaxing I have ever experienced. By not using lotions or oils, Penny manages to apply just the right pressure so that the muscles are both relaxed and reinvigorated. I highly recommend Penny’s unique methods of massage!
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Gia I.
Penny has a professional manner accompanied by deep knowledge of massage therapy topped off with strong hands and a good heart. To be on her table is to feel that you are in good hands. Her techniques, while not always comfortable, get great results! Penny is a gift to the profession.
FAQS
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MassFascial® relEASE restores vast elasticity and space for real pain freedom by removing Bonded Bad Buildup (BBB) from your whole body mass. We strategically set all your BBB free so your deeper living FASCIA can SURPASS brief relief.
Less BBB = Constant Body Ease. Ongoing DIY mass release dismantles disbelief. Where other fascia trends fall short, our Freedom Regime succeeds.
(Note: Standard tactics and Myofascial release in no way resemble our MASS BBB Freedom Regime.
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Bonded Bad Buildup (BBB) is the constant accumulation that binds, bonds, and blocks your body’s “tissue and vessel” FLOW.
It’s unavoidable deep—because you are alive.You can FREE BBB anytime you please.
Mass BBB constantly restricts all of these:
✅ Good: nutrients, oxygen, collagen, stem cells
⚠️ Bad: toxins, sugar, smog, chemicals, bacteria
⚪ Neutral: bones, joints, nerves, vessels—and every deep inbetween whole body thingBBB growth lets you live in a 6–10 pain zone.
Freed BBB lets you return to a 0–3 ease zone.Mass Release isn’t luxury—it’s a vital body need.
When you FREE your BBB, you RESCUE your deeper root offender, REVERSE chronic tension & dis-ease, and feel your health skyrocket in ways you can’t yet even imagine. -
Fascia Mass Elasticity is what keeps everything inside you ALIVE and moving pain FREE.
Fascia Mass Elasticity lets your whole body adapt, regenerate, repair, and restore itself—naturally. Regular mass release—revives your elasticity—it’s your decompression path to TOTAL ASAP EASE.
This is world nowhere thought. Nor taught.
Stretching muscle (pieces) can’t stop pain. CHRONIC (constant/recurring) pain is PROOF.
Total Fascial Elasticity—IS your real deal KEY.Think of your body as a buoyant spring. A "bonded" spring is compressed rust—it has no "give." 🛠️ DECOMPRESSION removes the rust. Space & Flow restores E—LAST—ICITY. Unfree tissue is TIGHT-FIGHT BRITTLE seeking RELIEF. FREE tissue owns ENDLESS NON-STOP EASE.
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Surripulation® (Së rip’ ū lā’ shën) =SURRender and manIPULATION MASSage — our “Grip–Drag–Resistance PURGE” that releasesALL Fascia Mass BBB (Bonded Bad Buildup).
All bodies bind & bond—just like a calcified bone-dry sponge or a heap or tangled weeds.
PAIN FREE = ONE DETANGLE SQUEEZE!You can expect to:
GET EASE: in just 1–3 sessions (60/90-min)—just a few more if your BBB is over-extreme.
FEEL RESISTANCE: Moments of hair-pull, pinch, heat, or burn as all fascia breaks FREE.
You’ll love or hate it—but FREEDOM = EASE.BE: DEFLATED, DECOMPRESSED, SUCTION-PLUNGED, & TENDERIZED in our safe and epic way—just SURRENDER. BREATHE. RECEIVE.
Your stubborn achy pain needs our rel-EASE.
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