🚀 FASCIA RelEASE→ Give PAIN The HEAVE!
⭐ DEEP MASS→EASE
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🧰 4-in-1 Approach:
💫 MASSFascia® relEASE
🌀 Surripulation® MASSage
🛠️ Smash & Drag® selfCARE
💎 Fascia Rescue® beneFITS
Manual Lymphatic Drainage (MLD) & Reiki With Charmaine
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Why Choose Us?
NEW BODY REACH
✅ BUILT-IN REAL
✅ RAPID RESULTS
✅ E—LAST—ICITY
🔥 EST. 2007
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GET SURRIPULATION® Chelios Massage Method
SURRIPULATION® (surrender & manipulation) is holistic release of “knot-bonded-fascia mass”overstretched tension. WHOLE body RELEASE BRIDGES TOTAL WELL-BEING, JUST LIKE YOU DO WITH “SELF” ORAL HYGIENE.
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DIY SMASH & DRAG® Chelios floor Method
SMASH & DRAG® self-care is our proprietary at-home floor-based Massfascial® release application. Gain the VITAL Fascia Rescue® benefits of Surripulation® massage to thrive NON-STOP DAY & NIGHT PAIN FREE.
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GET CM℠ CERTIFIED! LMTs & Wellness Pros
Become a Certified LMT Surripulater® or Chelios Floor Method Instructor. Make mass release your own feel great regime. Access PAIN FREEDOM whenever you please. TURN BRIEF RELIEF INTO PERMANENT EASE.
💡“Make Pain FREE Your CONSTANT Thing!” 🌿 Penny Chelios, Mass Release Creator℠, BA, LCMT
🌀 Chelios Method℠ Ology Body MASS 🧬 Deep EASE
🌍 Transcend Brief Relief 👉 Just Get MASS RelEASE 🔥 Chronic = Tight & Weak 🚀 PAIN Needs Epic HEAVE 💫 Body’s Truth — BELIEVE
🎯 Fascia Is Your SYNERGY 💥 Liquid Lube→CAPACITY ⚡ Mass Elastin→ENERGY 🪐 Epic Space→TENSEGRITY 🔆 On Demand→MOBILITY 🔋 Every Age→AUTONOMY
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✍️ Penny Chelios, BA, LCMT, Global MASS Health Pioneer℠
penny’s pain Freedom—No Matter What
Testimonials
Chris Chelios 28 Years Pro Hockey Career…
“After a 28 year pro career, I suffered with bouts of chronic pain. During retirement, life-changing Surripulation® methods allow me to live chronic pain-FREE”
-Chris Chelios, Hall of Fame NHL defenseman
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🚀 ONE MASSAGE
PROVES EASE
60-min $135
90-min $175
$115 / $155 (1st)
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RENEWS EASE
60-m 4Pk $500
90-m 4Pk $650
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KEEPS EASE
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Client Stories: Real Experiences, Real Results
FAQS
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MassFascial® relEASE delivers elasticity and space for pain freedom by removing bonded bad buildup (“BBB”) in WHOLE body MASS.
It’s OUR own TISSUE way to bypass RELIEF. WE SET ALL OF YOUR BBB “FREE”.
LESS BBB is CONSTANT BODY EASE. A FEW DIY MINUTES REGULARLY ENDS DISBELIEF.
USUAL is SOOTHE to a “BODY PAIN PIECE”. ALL LIVING BODIES KNOW THAT’S “BRIEF”. NO OTHER WORLD METHOD “FREES BBB”.
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BONDED BAD BUILDUP (“BBB”) is constant physical accumulation that binds, bonds and blocks FLOW and everything deep. YOU CAN FREE BBB WHENEVER YOU plEASE.
MASS BBB IS GOOD: nutrients, water, oxygen, blood, stem cells, collagen, etc., BAD: toxins, dust, smog, pollens, bacteria, chemicals, sugar, etc., and NEUTRAL: bones, joints, muscles, nerves, body systems, blood vessels, AND MORE!
MASS BBB is CONSTANT “6-10” HOT PAIN. BBB FREED is you “0-3” EASE REGAINED. MASS RELEASE is a “BASIC VITAL NEED”. USUAL SELF-CARE AIMS OTHER THINGS.
MASS BBB RELEASE “root-rescue-defeats” CHRONIC DISease—and it SKYROCKETS HEALTH IN WAYS YOU’D NEVER THINK.
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FASCIA MASS ELASTICITY is EVERYTHING LIVING IN YOU—PAIN FREEDOM—DEEP.
YOU SEIZE IT TO THRIVE—DIY—NO DISease. It ADAPTS & REGENERATES as YOU FREE IT—OR GET IT FREED—ON A DIME LEISURELY.
IT IS ALSO TAUGHT NOWHERE—SO NO GLOBAL REACH.
MUSCLES (myofascial), FLEXIBILITY & PLIABILITY can NOT DEFY PAIN. They’re too RANDOM-RARE aiming PIECES in VAIN.
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Surripulation® (Së rip’ ū lā’ shën) is: SURRender and manIPULATION MASSage, aka. "grip-drag-resistance PURGE” of ALL FASCIA MASS BBB.
ALL BODIES “BIND & BOND” CONSTANTLY DEEP like a used-abused SPONGE or a hard-twisting WEED. PAIN FREE is”ONE TANDEM MASS RELEASE SQUEEZE”.
EXPECT to GET: in 1-3 separate sessions—60/90 minutes each—typically—PAINFREE. (OR a FEW MORE if BBB OVER-EXTREME.)
EXPECT to FEEL: Hair-pulling, Skin-pinching, Hot-Burning MOMENTS as your MASS BBB “TAKES LEAVE”. You’ll LOVE or HATE it—Long IGNORED FASCIA “FIGHTS” to GET FREE!
EXPECT to BE: “deflate-decompressed-suction-plunged-tenderized” in the most natural intuitive way. Don’t analyze—RECEIVE! YOUR old PAIN needs OUR new RELEASE.
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