🚀 MASS RelEASE Your PAIN FREEDOM EASE!
⚡️1st $20 OFF | 🎟️ “20FREE”
🧰 FASCIA MASSage
💫 MASSfascial® relEASE
🌀 Surripulation® MASSage
🛠️ Smash & Drag® selfCARE
💎 Fascia Rescue® beneFITS
⭐ YOUR BODY FREED! ⭐
Manual Lymphatic Drainage (MLD), Craniosacral & Reiki With Charmaine
5/5: Google Reviews
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6000+
HAPPY CLIENTS
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17+
TRAILBLAZING YEARS
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6300+
TEACHING HOURS
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454+
GOOGLE REVIEWS
Why Choose Us?
🧱 STRUCTURAL
🤲 RESTITUTION
✅ ~ELASTICITY~
🌱 LASTAPPEASE
🔥 EST. 2007
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GET SURRIPULATION® Chelios Massage Method
Surripulation® (surrender & manipulation) massage is our Massfascial® release holistic approach that frees “knot-bonded-fascia” strangulation inside. WHOLE body RELEASE can BRIDGE your ZING.
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DIY SMASH & DRAG® Chelios floor Method
SMASH & DRAG® self-care is our proprietary at-home floor-based Massfascial® release holistic application for the vital Fascia Rescue® gains of Surripulation® massage. REGULAR RELEASE is a FREEDOM SWING.
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GET CM℠ CERTIFIED! MASSage & Floor
Become a Certified LMT Surripulater® or Chelios Floor Method Instructor. Turn brief relief into permanent ease. Access pain freedom whenever you please. Make MASS RELEASE your own FEEL GREAT REGIME.
💡“MASSFascial® RelEASE:: HealthyBODY—PainFREE! 🌿 Penny Chelios, Mass Release Creator℠, BA, LCMT
🌀 Chelios Method℠ Ology Body MASS 🧬 Deep FREE
🌍 EVERY MASS→PAIN FREE!
FASCIAL MASS→VITALITY 🔥
ELASTIN SUPPLE→ENERGY! 💥
BUILT-IN DEEP→CAPACITY 🎯
EPIC SPACE→TENSEGRITY 🪐
NATURE’S→ADAPTABILITY 🌿
STIFF & TIGHT→YOU UNFREE!
YOUR REVIVAL→THERAPY ✨
TODAY→Surripulate® NOW! 🚀
✍️ Penny Chelios, BA, LCMT, Global MASS Health Pioneer℠
penny’s pain Freedom—No Matter What
Testimonials
Chris Chelios 28 Years Pro Hockey Career…
“After a 28 year pro career, I suffered with bouts of chronic pain. During retirement, life-changing Surripulation® methods allow me to live chronic pain-FREE”
-Chris Chelios, Hall of Fame NHL defenseman
Service Menu
We Accept HSA, Credit Cards & Cash
🚀 ONE MASSAGE
PROVES EASE
60-min $135
90-min $175
$115 / $155 (1st)
📦 ONE PACKAGE
RENEWS EASE
60-m 4Pk $500
90-m 4Pk $650
🏆 FLOOR CLASS
KEEPS EASE
👤 Private $60
📹 Video $49.99
Client Stories: Real Experiences, Real Results
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Anju A.
Penny’s dry technique trumps any sports massage that I’ve had to date, and I’ve been a frequent experimenter with different massage styles and massage therapists for over ten years. While her work is ‘deep-tissue’, it’s truly much more of a muscle re-orientation. Expect to feel therapeutically more in-tune. Go to Penny if you need intense relief and/or regularly want your body to be kept in proper working order. You will feel like a younger, fitter *you* when you walk out of the door.
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Matthew C. C.
I have had massages from numerous excellent professionals over the years, and Penny Chelios’s massage technique is by far the most therapeutic, long-lasting, and relaxing I have ever experienced. By not using lotions or oils, Penny manages to apply just the right pressure so that the muscles are both relaxed and reinvigorated. I highly recommend Penny’s unique methods of massage!
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Gia I.
Penny has a professional manner accompanied by deep knowledge of massage therapy topped off with strong hands and a good heart. To be on her table is to feel that you are in good hands. Her techniques, while not always comfortable, get great results! Penny is a gift to the profession.
FAQS
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Massfascial® release delivers space, elasticity and pain freedom by way of removing bonded bad buildup (BBB) in deep living body “mass”.
It gets you pain free naturally—even at home—to KEEP you LASTING free. ONGOING is KEY.
2-4 minutes per day, whole body, ends your disbelief. SAYS & PROVES NO OTHER DEED.
It’s safe, slow, and effective for everyone—daily leisurely. OTHERS SOOTHE, GLIDE, DIG, STRETCH TO GIVE BRIEF “PIECE” RELIEF.
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BONDED BAD BUILDUP (BBB) is constant physical accumulation that binds, bonds and blocks all your deep inner flow. GREAT NEWS! IT IS EASY COUNTER-CONTROLLABLE BY YOU.
MASS BBB includes: GOOD: nutrients, water, oxygen, blood, stem cells, etc. BAD: toxins, dust, pollution, pollens, bacteria, chemicals, etc. NEUTRAL: fibers, vessels, organs, bones, joints, muscles, body functions, systems, AND MORE!
BBB SYMPTOMS can FEEL MILD and LOUD. BBB MASS PURGE is a BASIC VITAL NEED. FOR NO MOUTH DISEASE, YOU DAILY BRUSH & FLOSS ALL YOUR OWN GUMS & TEETH.
MASS BBB RELEASE “root-rescue-defeats” most chronic DISease. But ABSENT WORLD MASS TAUGHT—THE DIY DUTY IS ON YOU.
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The everything resilience in your whole body mass—that’s abundant in YOU for FREE.
You access it, on demand, at any age, anytime you please. All systems, functions, and constituents live 100+ years pain FREE with MASS RELEASE.
It’s ancient proven physiology; but Creatures of Habit skeptical people, find it hard to leap—and they cannot reach the nowhere teach.
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Surripulation® (Së rip’ ū lā’ shën) issurrender and manipulation massage, aka. "grip-drag-resistance purge of all fascial mass BBB”.
ALL living MASS FORM dries-out, binds, and bonds deep. All people NEED regular manual mass release.
Expect to feel: hair pulling, pinchy burning sensations that get easier as your BBB “lets go”. Some people love it instantly. Some don’t. But everyone LOVES the RESULTS!
Expect to be “mass deflated, decompressed, suction-plunged, and tenderized” in the most natural intuitive way. Don’t overthink it. It’s beyond your wildest dreams.
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